Marley & Me
Marley & Me is the classic story of mans best friend, with a funny twist. John and Jenny are newly wed and want to be prepared for kids. So they decide to get a dog. Marley was the puppy they choose. The first night was a dream, but the rest, was a nightmare. Marley would wreck the house, eat everything, and drool, a lot. He was only good in using the bathroom. After a few years John and Jenny were ready to have a baby. The first was a miscarriage. But then it was a success. Marley was always kind with the baby. A few years down the road, Marley stared in a movie. He was only a small part, but it was a big deal for the family. More time past and 2 more kids were added to the family. The small house in Florida was too small for five people and a big dog. So they moved. They moved just in time to see there first snow fall. Everyone enjoyed it.
The sad point in the book isn’t until the end. Marley’s stomach twisted and he was suffering from old age. The vet suggested that they put him down. But Marley made a remarkable recovery. The next few months were spent with Marley and strict instructions from the vet. Everything was going great until Marley’s stomach twisted again. This time, the vet could not fix it. They decided to put Marley down. The family thought the proper thing to do was to have a funeral. So John dug a big hole in the back yard and they buried Marley. It was a sad ceremony. A few weeks later, John and Jenny saw an add for a puppy who looked and supposedly acted like Marley. The story ends with John and Jenny going to look at the possible new dog.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Fairest book review
Fairest Book Review
In the mystical land of singers, all Aza ever wanted was to be beautiful. Her wish was granted as a curse. Aza was left in an inn, and was taken in by the inn keepers. She was happy working with her adopted family. She would work when the guests would leave, in fear that they would see her. She was ugly and she knew it. One of the guests that she liked was a gnome named zamH. He told her that he would leave and they would meet again in gnome caverns when she was beautiful. When Aza was alone she would sing to her self. She started hiccupping. With one hiccup, she flung the word apple across the room. She tried many more times before she could do it any where. She called it Illusing She told her family, but they couldn’t do it. One day the Duchess offered to take Aza to the kings wedding. She humbly accepted. At the wedding, the king’s bride, Ivy, broke the tradition of the wedding by not singing. It is said that she will be brought bad luck. At the after party one of the juggler’s metal rings slip out of his hand and heads towards Ivy. The king ran to block the ring, and it hits him in the head. He is not dead, but unconscious.
Aza is back in her room, illusing her family’s voices. They came out of the statues. Then, Aza herd applause. People didn’t applaud here. She turned around and saw Queen Ivy. The queen tells Aza how she can’t sing. The queen promised that she would make Aza her lady in waiting, as long as she would use her illusing powers to make her sing. She also threatened to close down her family’s inn if she refused. So Aza accepted. Then she meet the prince. Prince Ijori. He was handsome. They liked each other. Every thing is going great. Aza would illuse for the queen and the queen would be Aza’s friend. But one day she was illuseing for the queen when the cook made a loud noise and the queen screamed in the middle of the song. Aza knew that she was finished. She turned towards the queen with tears in her eyes and then ran to the queens room. The queen entered with a guard. She explained how she could illuse and how the queen threatened her family. The queen denied it all. When they left the room, Aza saw a potion. But not just any potion, a beauty potion! She could be beautiful. She drank every drop of the potion. When everyone came back in, Ivy realized what had happened. She accused her of being an ogre and ordered Aza to be thrown in the dungeon. When Aza woke up the guard from last night was there. He broke her out of the dungeon and took her to gnome caverns. There she meets zamH. The guard left and she told zamH every thing that happened. But when he illused, he succeeded. He told her that she was part gnome.
Aza was exploring the cavern when an old human lady came up to her and offered her human food. Aza gratefully accepted. She took a bite of an apple and realized that it was too late. She died. She awoke in a magic mirror. She realizes it is a trap is a trap and breaks the mirror. The next time she awakes, she is back at gnome caverns. zamH tells her how the prince saved her and how she almost died. Then the prince comes in the room. He proposes to Aza, and she says yes. Ijori and Aza happily get married and rule the country.
In the mystical land of singers, all Aza ever wanted was to be beautiful. Her wish was granted as a curse. Aza was left in an inn, and was taken in by the inn keepers. She was happy working with her adopted family. She would work when the guests would leave, in fear that they would see her. She was ugly and she knew it. One of the guests that she liked was a gnome named zamH. He told her that he would leave and they would meet again in gnome caverns when she was beautiful. When Aza was alone she would sing to her self. She started hiccupping. With one hiccup, she flung the word apple across the room. She tried many more times before she could do it any where. She called it Illusing She told her family, but they couldn’t do it. One day the Duchess offered to take Aza to the kings wedding. She humbly accepted. At the wedding, the king’s bride, Ivy, broke the tradition of the wedding by not singing. It is said that she will be brought bad luck. At the after party one of the juggler’s metal rings slip out of his hand and heads towards Ivy. The king ran to block the ring, and it hits him in the head. He is not dead, but unconscious.
Aza is back in her room, illusing her family’s voices. They came out of the statues. Then, Aza herd applause. People didn’t applaud here. She turned around and saw Queen Ivy. The queen tells Aza how she can’t sing. The queen promised that she would make Aza her lady in waiting, as long as she would use her illusing powers to make her sing. She also threatened to close down her family’s inn if she refused. So Aza accepted. Then she meet the prince. Prince Ijori. He was handsome. They liked each other. Every thing is going great. Aza would illuse for the queen and the queen would be Aza’s friend. But one day she was illuseing for the queen when the cook made a loud noise and the queen screamed in the middle of the song. Aza knew that she was finished. She turned towards the queen with tears in her eyes and then ran to the queens room. The queen entered with a guard. She explained how she could illuse and how the queen threatened her family. The queen denied it all. When they left the room, Aza saw a potion. But not just any potion, a beauty potion! She could be beautiful. She drank every drop of the potion. When everyone came back in, Ivy realized what had happened. She accused her of being an ogre and ordered Aza to be thrown in the dungeon. When Aza woke up the guard from last night was there. He broke her out of the dungeon and took her to gnome caverns. There she meets zamH. The guard left and she told zamH every thing that happened. But when he illused, he succeeded. He told her that she was part gnome.
Aza was exploring the cavern when an old human lady came up to her and offered her human food. Aza gratefully accepted. She took a bite of an apple and realized that it was too late. She died. She awoke in a magic mirror. She realizes it is a trap is a trap and breaks the mirror. The next time she awakes, she is back at gnome caverns. zamH tells her how the prince saved her and how she almost died. Then the prince comes in the room. He proposes to Aza, and she says yes. Ijori and Aza happily get married and rule the country.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Callaway Paper
The book Twilight is on of the bestselling books since Harry Potter. But why? Is it because of the love, and romance Bella Swan and her vampire lover Edward Cullen share? Or the hardships of their relationship? The story is the most amazing thing ever so I will give you the synopsis.
In book two, New Moon, Edward and his family leave Bella temporarily. She starts hanging out with Jacob who later turns into a werewolf. Bella decides to go cleft diving and nearly gets herself killed. Then the Cullens come home and all is good again.
In the third book, Eclipse, the vampires and werewolves and vampires hate each other. Bella wants to become a vampire, and the wolves are annoyed and Edward doesn’t want her to lose her life just to be with him. So this one evil vampire chick, Victoria, wants to kill Bella. So the werewolves and Cullen’s team up to protect Bella. So in the end, Edward kills Victoria and once again all is well.
The book “Breaking Dawn” is the last book in the twilight series. In this book Bella and Edward get married. For there honeymoon they go to the island Edward’s mom and dad went for their honeymoon. They do all sorts of fun things, like snorkeling and explore the island. About 4-5 weeks into the honeymoon, Bella starts getting morning sickness... She calls Carlile, Edward’s father who also happens to be a doctor, and he says she might be pregnant. They rush home. Bella refuses to get an abortion even though the baby, for some strange reason, is sucking the life out of her. Jacob comes over and he tries to convince her to get rid of the baby, but he fails. Bella has the baby and Edward turns her into a vampire. The Volturie, or vampire royalty, think that the baby was a human and was bitten, which is illegal for vampires. So they are on there way to kill the baby. So the Cullen’s get this little vampire army together as witnesses that they did nothing wrong. So the Volturie come, and after a long discussion, Bella, Edward, the baby, and everyone else get out alive with no charges.
In book two, New Moon, Edward and his family leave Bella temporarily. She starts hanging out with Jacob who later turns into a werewolf. Bella decides to go cleft diving and nearly gets herself killed. Then the Cullens come home and all is good again.
In the third book, Eclipse, the vampires and werewolves and vampires hate each other. Bella wants to become a vampire, and the wolves are annoyed and Edward doesn’t want her to lose her life just to be with him. So this one evil vampire chick, Victoria, wants to kill Bella. So the werewolves and Cullen’s team up to protect Bella. So in the end, Edward kills Victoria and once again all is well.
The book “Breaking Dawn” is the last book in the twilight series. In this book Bella and Edward get married. For there honeymoon they go to the island Edward’s mom and dad went for their honeymoon. They do all sorts of fun things, like snorkeling and explore the island. About 4-5 weeks into the honeymoon, Bella starts getting morning sickness... She calls Carlile, Edward’s father who also happens to be a doctor, and he says she might be pregnant. They rush home. Bella refuses to get an abortion even though the baby, for some strange reason, is sucking the life out of her. Jacob comes over and he tries to convince her to get rid of the baby, but he fails. Bella has the baby and Edward turns her into a vampire. The Volturie, or vampire royalty, think that the baby was a human and was bitten, which is illegal for vampires. So they are on there way to kill the baby. So the Cullen’s get this little vampire army together as witnesses that they did nothing wrong. So the Volturie come, and after a long discussion, Bella, Edward, the baby, and everyone else get out alive with no charges.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Callaway Paper/Features
The Host
The best selling book, Twilight’s, author Stephanie Meyer, has mad her first adult novel, The Host. It is an amazing mixture of romance, drama, and the future! This book starts out on a souls taking over the world. There are rumors of a small resistance of survivor humans are planning to kill the souls. One human girl, named Melanie, is about to die, but these aliens called souls put a soul in her. She wakes up as Wanderer the soul. But the unusual thing about her is that the human Melanie is still alive in her head. Meaning she is still there. She see’s, hears and tastes, everything Wanderer dose. Wanderer searches her new mind for leads to the resistance hide out, but instead, she finds herself floded with the powerful emotion of love that the human Melanie has for a human named Jared. Wanderer is overwhelmed with the sudden emotion and obsession of the human. So she sets out on a journey to find her human love. With the help of the human Melanie living in her head she might just be reunited with the one she loves.
The journey was long and hard. The first night was an uncomfortable sleep in the car. The next few nights were spent in the desert. Melanie said that the resistance was in the desert. After a few days, there was no water left. Wanderer new this was the end. But miraculously, Melanie’s uncle, Jeb, was out of the hideaway ant searching the desert. He found Wanderer in the body of his niece. He gave her water then checked her eyes. All humans being possessed by souls have a silver rim around the inside of there eyes. Knowing that this is his niece, he saves her life. He brings her back to the secret hide out. Everyone is mad with Jeb for brining an alien to the last source of hope human’s had for surviving. The only good news is that Jared is there. He sees the body of his love but knows that it is really a soul. But when Wanderer runs to embrace her beloved, he punches her in the face. They lock Wanderer up in a storage room and leave her there. They keep her alive only for the brothers, Kyle and Ian, come to kill her. Jared is on duty that night so he saves her life. But then Melanie’s little brother, Jamie, steps in the room and sees his sister. He doesn’t care if she is human or alien; he just wants to be with her. So they let her out of the hole and put her to work, like they do in the normal life in the hideaway. Wanderer or Melanie have no intention of leaving.
The days go by and everyone seems to be ok with Wanderer there. She would go to work and no one would notice her. But the only people who believed her about Melanie still alive in her head were Jamie, Jeb, and Ian. Wanderer and Ian had become great friends now. Wanderer would tell Jamie stories about the different worlds she had been to, and Jamie would tell everyone else. Everything was going great until Kyle caught Wanderer alone in a room. For the second time, he tried to kill her. Luckily, Ian got there just in time. So the whole thing was back to normal. But every thing changed when the doctor asked how to take a soul out of its host body. She made the doctor promise that if she told him he would send her to a different planet. To souls, telling this curtail secret is agenst there only law. The doctor agreed. So Wanderer showed him, said her good byes, and let the doctor do his work.
When she woke up, she was still on earth but in a different body. All her friends were there, even Melanie. They told her they grew too attached to he rand couldn’t let her go. So they put her in a different body. They would all live out there lives in peace and happiness.
The best selling book, Twilight’s, author Stephanie Meyer, has mad her first adult novel, The Host. It is an amazing mixture of romance, drama, and the future! This book starts out on a souls taking over the world. There are rumors of a small resistance of survivor humans are planning to kill the souls. One human girl, named Melanie, is about to die, but these aliens called souls put a soul in her. She wakes up as Wanderer the soul. But the unusual thing about her is that the human Melanie is still alive in her head. Meaning she is still there. She see’s, hears and tastes, everything Wanderer dose. Wanderer searches her new mind for leads to the resistance hide out, but instead, she finds herself floded with the powerful emotion of love that the human Melanie has for a human named Jared. Wanderer is overwhelmed with the sudden emotion and obsession of the human. So she sets out on a journey to find her human love. With the help of the human Melanie living in her head she might just be reunited with the one she loves.
The journey was long and hard. The first night was an uncomfortable sleep in the car. The next few nights were spent in the desert. Melanie said that the resistance was in the desert. After a few days, there was no water left. Wanderer new this was the end. But miraculously, Melanie’s uncle, Jeb, was out of the hideaway ant searching the desert. He found Wanderer in the body of his niece. He gave her water then checked her eyes. All humans being possessed by souls have a silver rim around the inside of there eyes. Knowing that this is his niece, he saves her life. He brings her back to the secret hide out. Everyone is mad with Jeb for brining an alien to the last source of hope human’s had for surviving. The only good news is that Jared is there. He sees the body of his love but knows that it is really a soul. But when Wanderer runs to embrace her beloved, he punches her in the face. They lock Wanderer up in a storage room and leave her there. They keep her alive only for the brothers, Kyle and Ian, come to kill her. Jared is on duty that night so he saves her life. But then Melanie’s little brother, Jamie, steps in the room and sees his sister. He doesn’t care if she is human or alien; he just wants to be with her. So they let her out of the hole and put her to work, like they do in the normal life in the hideaway. Wanderer or Melanie have no intention of leaving.
The days go by and everyone seems to be ok with Wanderer there. She would go to work and no one would notice her. But the only people who believed her about Melanie still alive in her head were Jamie, Jeb, and Ian. Wanderer and Ian had become great friends now. Wanderer would tell Jamie stories about the different worlds she had been to, and Jamie would tell everyone else. Everything was going great until Kyle caught Wanderer alone in a room. For the second time, he tried to kill her. Luckily, Ian got there just in time. So the whole thing was back to normal. But every thing changed when the doctor asked how to take a soul out of its host body. She made the doctor promise that if she told him he would send her to a different planet. To souls, telling this curtail secret is agenst there only law. The doctor agreed. So Wanderer showed him, said her good byes, and let the doctor do his work.
When she woke up, she was still on earth but in a different body. All her friends were there, even Melanie. They told her they grew too attached to he rand couldn’t let her go. So they put her in a different body. They would all live out there lives in peace and happiness.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
April Fools
Sarah Palin fulfills life long dream of
connecting Alaska and Russia
After many childhood dreams and 50 thousand tons
of concrete Sarah
Palin’s wall is finished. Ever since she was 5 she
dreamed of connecting her home land and her
favorite place together. After 35years of hard work
her life long dream is finished. We got up close and
personal with Sarah and she had this to say “After years of seeing
Russia from my house, I can finally visit and tell my wonderful tails of watching from a distance. Gosh, I hope they don’t get creeped out eh?” With the concern of our almost Vice President on our minds we went to talk to the Première of Russia. He had this to say. “We are
completely insulted that an American would connect us!!! If we wanted to be part of America we would have said something. We
will begin the destruction of this bridge immediately.” Though not many people have seen Sarah’s bridge it shall always be
remembered. That is until John McCain finishes his teleporter…
connecting Alaska and Russia
After many childhood dreams and 50 thousand tons
of concrete Sarah
Palin’s wall is finished. Ever since she was 5 she
dreamed of connecting her home land and her
favorite place together. After 35years of hard work
her life long dream is finished. We got up close and
personal with Sarah and she had this to say “After years of seeing
Russia from my house, I can finally visit and tell my wonderful tails of watching from a distance. Gosh, I hope they don’t get creeped out eh?” With the concern of our almost Vice President on our minds we went to talk to the Première of Russia. He had this to say. “We are
completely insulted that an American would connect us!!! If we wanted to be part of America we would have said something. We
will begin the destruction of this bridge immediately.” Though not many people have seen Sarah’s bridge it shall always be
remembered. That is until John McCain finishes his teleporter…
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