


Sarah Palin fulfills life long dream of
connecting Alaska and Russia
After many childhood dreams and 50 thousand tons
of concrete Sarah
Palin’s wall is finished. Ever since she was 5 she
dreamed of connecting her home land and her
favorite place together. After 35years of hard work
her life long dream is finished. We got up close and
personal with Sarah and she had this to say “After years of seeing
Russia from my house, I can finally visit and tell my wonderful tails of watching from a distance. Gosh, I hope they don’t get creeped out eh?” With the concern of our almost Vice President on our minds we went to talk to the Première of Russia. He had this to say. “We are
completely insulted that an American would connect us!!! If we wanted to be part of America we would have said something. We
will begin the destruction of this bridge immediately.” Though not many people have seen Sarah’s bridge it shall always be
remembered. That is until John McCain finishes his teleporter…
connecting Alaska and Russia
After many childhood dreams and 50 thousand tons
of concrete Sarah
Palin’s wall is finished. Ever since she was 5 she
dreamed of connecting her home land and her
favorite place together. After 35years of hard work
her life long dream is finished. We got up close and
personal with Sarah and she had this to say “After years of seeing
Russia from my house, I can finally visit and tell my wonderful tails of watching from a distance. Gosh, I hope they don’t get creeped out eh?” With the concern of our almost Vice President on our minds we went to talk to the Première of Russia. He had this to say. “We are
completely insulted that an American would connect us!!! If we wanted to be part of America we would have said something. We
will begin the destruction of this bridge immediately.” Though not many people have seen Sarah’s bridge it shall always be
remembered. That is until John McCain finishes his teleporter…
